How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green man with a croak of gold!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant